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    Thursday, October 18th, 2007
    9:42 pm
    ...Internet?
    I live...yet the net is free.  so yeah...............
    Eat My Fuck!
    Saturday, December 17th, 2005
    1:10 pm
    just had to post this, seen it on clints lj then put my name on there and what do you know.


    Dear Santa...

    Dear Santa,

    This year I've been busy!

    In November I bought porn for [info]punkangel (-10 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Tuesday I set [info]xo_hottie_ox's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]imatasaruno (-5000 points).

    Overall, I've been naughty (-4722 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

    Sincerely,
    parn_of_losdoss

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    Friday, December 2nd, 2005
    6:37 pm
    this update goes to bill that fucking anime hording bastard. I want my castle in the sky back you mother fucker, oh and the other 2 that you still have, trigun and escaflowne. All three are a must tho, that is if you still have them. If you do not have them I know your making the fat cash from the gov. and you can at least get them again for me. oh and I still have your tenchi universe and my neighbor totoro, but you did say I could have them but if you want them I still have them. yeah so comment back or email or someshit yo' if I get a phone at the first of the year I will call your black ass. later tho......nothing else to update about save for the fact I need a bigger harddrive so I can download more anime, and fucking nero and this god damn bullshit about it cant make the dvd files 2 gig or bigger, fucking windows 98 get Bill Gates in here!
    Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
    6:21 pm
    I need photoshop back, I was looking at my icon and decided that I need to make more of them just like the one Im using at this moment, the whole penny-acarde icon deal is just too good to keep from the internet. maybe I will download it or just see if ed has it tomarro or maybe I can find paintshop pro 7.0 at least it has a image ready type deal on it so I can use it. but yeah not much of a post but oh well.
    Saturday, November 19th, 2005
    4:27 pm
    well I havent updated in a very long time it would seem, but eh, it happens you know. Not much to really say, well I can take that back I have decided that working sucks. Its not the work part, its more or less the waking up part to go to work, I need to work at home, or work somewhere where its not me getting up at 6:20 to go to work at 7. but oh well I guess, have been listening to mc chris, I find this song very funny so Im gonna post lyrics.
    In fact this should be bills song for when he was up here before he left for military duty, well boot camp that is.

    Robotussin.

    way back college boy asked to a high school dance
    couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants.
    didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue,
    til my best friend said that the red would get me through.
    went to the jewel with my crew, adults only box,
    in a second hand suit, bow tie, i'm a fox.
    in a car on the street, in my mouth swisher sweet
    down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat.
    room starts to turn like cheese,
    my tummy starts to churn like grease,
    on my knees like a rug burn beast
    like an intern tease with a yeast (infection.)
    all the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu.
    think I'm gonna throw, I think this night is through
    ding dong, date's arrived and her dress is ripped.
    she don't know I'm on a robotussin trip.
    in the back two girls going stag fat asses.
    i demand from the date her sunglasses.
    do a drop roll out the car like axel.
    I need an angel, I need some fuckin advil.
    I got a buzz bigger than a behive
    cough up my cookies let loose what's on the inside

    the tussin, the tussin
    put it down like it was nothing
    robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin
    no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
    just love for a drug called robotussin

    way back college boy, live on eleventh floor.
    head out my window, wonder what I'm living for.
    knock on my door, what's in store, it's my buddy bux
    with the rabbit ear pockets saying he is out of luck.
    Need a forty for party thrown by laura kang at rubin.
    all he's got is snot and a box full of ludens.
    Tell'm bout the tussin, we're hayden ho hustlin'
    interupting discussions about reagonomic reprocussions.
    Fuck'm, we're fuckin chug luggin.
    soon my stomach I'm huggin I'm trippin or something
    my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
    you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon.
    frankly, the feeling's fuckin fantastic
    I'm tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted,
    Like it's the night before we all get drafted,
    Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting
    Like you're at epcot center on acid? Exactly.

    the tussin, the tussin
    put it down like it was nothing
    robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin
    no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
    just love for a drug called robotussin
    Saturday, June 25th, 2005
    3:48 pm
    what to say, not much really. doing nothing at the moment just watching some anime, probly have a anime-a-thon or some shit like that while ryan is gone. nothing to talk about really, bill left of the army so have to wait awhile to talk to him now, even tho he just left the other day its still gonna be awhile till he gets back, then hes still gonna have to leave after that so oh well Im sure we will all get together again in the future. not much else to say sup for the fact Im talking to a friend on msn that I havent talked to in along time, used to talk to her on GUA which matt would know about, but yeah I guess thats about it, later.
    Sunday, March 27th, 2005
    8:15 pm
    I found this to be the best, or rather very funny. just go to the site I think it tells what I find funny if not I will say what it is, http://shop.usps.com/cgi-bin/vsbv/postal_store_non_ssl/display_products/productDetail.jsp?OID=4849208
    later tho.

    Current Mood: horseass!!
    Current Music: story of the year - untill the day I die ( acoustic )
    Thursday, March 17th, 2005
    9:12 pm
    well its been alittle while, guess I have somethings to say...then again I dont. got canned from work, didnt work for like 2 weeks, just laid around being lazy and what not, it was great let me tell you, I had forgoten about it. but now got a new job tomarro at goodys warehouse, I guess it will be alright, its a buck less in pay, but hell we need money. nothing else new really, save for joe has moved in with us, but him and ed plan on saving up money and geting an apartment of their own so, depending on the money they spend, sould be out in like a month or two. but I guess thats about it really, probly going in this weekend to va to drink and what not, like normal I guess even tho dont really have alot of money, might get some booze or something, probly just beer. but I guess Im off for now, not much else to say really. so later.
    Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
    4:51 pm
    FUCK LIVEJOURNAL!!!
    I tried to update this peice of shit and it wouldnt let me so I saveed all this shit in notepad so I wouldnt be mad later on when I want to update................................................................ well....I guess its been alittle while since I last had anything to say, dont really have anything much to say, just thought I would post something. Nothing new is happening, save for the fact I got donnie darko on dvd yesterday, is a good movie all should watch it. I might watch it again tonight, or at least this weekend that is if I do anything, might have plans dont know yet. it all depends on cash or the lack of there for no party you see. I dont know I guess I dont have anything real important to say, job is still the same I enjoy it, not the work part but the co-works part that is a plus on this job. hung out with some friends from work last friday was rather fun got drunk and just hung out and what not. would like to hang out with them more, they are a fun bunch. would hang out friday with them, but it seems that we might be coming in this friday to VA, rather than saturday as normal. I dont know tho, so I guess what happens will happen. have lots of work to do in my online class which I should be doing right now, but I dont like that class I will do sometonight and the rest tomarro and thursday after school.was supposted to go to school today but didnt cause its a joke class and if we did miss something its easy to make up. have some math work to do tonight...not alot really just some hard stuff which sucks. well I guess thats about all I have to say, save for the funny part from donnie darko...."I will tell you what he said to me, He told me to forceably insert the life specturm into my anus." there was more, but that was just great.
    well Im off later yo'.
    (-.-)\m/!
    Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
    5:26 pm
    guess I might as well update, even tho nothing new is happening for the most part anyways. I got myself a tattoo, is on my wrist. is a jap symbol but not a jap symbol, is from 3x3 eyesI think it looks cool so thats all that really matters. no worky for the next two days for some odd reason, so that sucks. huge party at ryan lamberts this saturday, everyone is invited so come if you can. I guess thats all I really have to talk about right now, I need to start doing my work for saturdays class and for my tuesdays class, well I just have one thing to do but I think I might turn it in late and get like 10 points off cause I dont really want to do anything today. tomarro have to do lots of work so I can pass my math class, well not lots really, just redo some stuff. well I guess Im off for now. going to be broke for a bit, so I will send that shirt for you stephaine some time when I have the cash hope its alright, well Im sure it is, you will be getting it tho. well I guess Im off, till later all.
    (-.-)\m/!
    Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
    12:14 am
    fuck I need to wipe my harddrive and reformat so I can use the net again, right now Im using a linux cd to use the net. well I guess I will do it sometime or another. till later.
    Thursday, December 16th, 2004
    3:50 pm
    well I didnt think about posting but I dont really have anything to do. got blood will tell the other day, really fun game so far, its based off of a really good and bloody manga so thats always a plus. I want growlancer will get it probly this weekend or next depending, gonna get the ghost in the shell ps2 game with ed sometime or another. well dont have much really to talk about, went to va last week and got wasted off soco and 151, was rather and nice night even tho I dont remember alot of it. in fact I dont remember why matt gave me his controler belt, I just remember waking up with it in my pocket. oh well Im sure he will tell me about it next time I talk to him, might be going back this weekend dont really know yet. but will go back for xmass at the least. well till the next time, later.
    Saturday, December 11th, 2004
    7:55 am
    what the fuck, Im up before 8 on a saturday, and in school for that matter....FUCK. this class is fucking bull shit, I dislike this very much so and naruto downloads really slow fuck, I wanted to burn some cds of it but shit. no torrents to use fucking shit. oh well I guess, going back to va today for I guess the day, guess were gonna do something Im not too sure I guess drink or something. Im thinking of getting the new working design game, I can think of the name as of right now, but its like 2 games in one, looks like its fun but I dont have alot of time to play games. I want the gba kingdom hearts so I might get it, its just a gba game Im sure I will have time to play it. well I dont have much to talk about really besides Im in school right now and how much it sucks, well I guess Im off.
    Thursday, December 2nd, 2004
    6:24 pm
    Im sitting here at ITT tech right now listening to some woman talk about the library, boring. well new stuff in my life I guess for all that wonder whats happening, well I work at a door factory, its a joke really, long days but easy work really. well I got a ticket for underage drinking, it was nice my friend ed went to jail for dui the same night, and ryan also got a ticket. well it sucked really, then I went and watched fall as well, copper, and the exies and got the people from all 3 bands to sign the ticket, its a nice ticket now. well I dont have much to say really, well I guess Im off for now, if anyone wishes to know anything I guess make a post of what you wish to know.
    later all.
    Tuesday, October 19th, 2004
    11:08 am
    Ju-On
    Jap horror is a good thing. Im downloading Ju-On right now, and for those of you that dont know, which should be all, its the grudge, the new horror movie coming out. most people Im sure enjoyed the ring, me I fell asleep watching that...3 times, but then I watched ringu and I didnt fall asleep to that, its much better I think. I dont know the grudge looks ok but it might be crapy, Im also downloading saw, another jap horror show. I wish I could buy them on dvd but I have no money, one day I will have a nice jap horror collection but not today. I want Entrails of the Virgin pretty bad, it sounds like its a really great one. I might get that its like 22 bucks, once I get moved and get a job and start getting money its mine. got to talk to my friend chelsey today it had been so long, her computer is messed up and she was online at school, seems she has begun to enjoy computers as well she wants to go to itt tech in her state. if I hadnt been awake all morning I wouldnt have been able to talk to her so I guess trash day is an alright day. but I guess thats all I have to say.
    (-.-)\m/!

    Current Music: Only Ashes - Something Corporate
    Sunday, October 17th, 2004
    7:43 pm
    well lets see something to update about...well the weekend has been pretty cool. two days two parties same place, friday was the best tho. the people that were there were cool, but we started drinking early so around 9 everyone was getting red. tony even made it to the gathering, watched him kick whitney in the throat I say it hurt alittle. then they made up and we were just hanging out outside. later in the night and a few more drinks we start to play with a bug zapper, and damn I have to give it to whitney shes a tough chick. she put it to her toung, her ass, and both nipples and damn I know the nipples just had to hurt. then more drinks later, starting to drink beer...nasty ass beer, played some never have I ever and david didnt even remember playing that in michigan but oh well. that was pretty fun while it lasted, then outside then inside then we left, but we left fatt matt there twas no room in the car anyways. went to eat at the huddle house, was good the fucking lemonaid sucked ass tho. whitney started to pass out before we even got our orders and the waitress made a joke about it, had a good little laugh. after that back to thackers shack for sleep cause by this time its about 5 or so in the morning. tab and ryan crash on the futon me and whitney get his bed and what a bed it is, let me tell you that thing sucks to be on with another person even with my arm around her and being pretty close it sucked. well not laying with my arm around her but the bed, that sucked. ryans fucking window was open like I knew it would be so I took out the fan and it was still cold but it warmed up after getting to bed. woke up at 9 with a fucking arm crap from hell, reason being I found my arm had fell off the bed and had been hanging there for some time. well the rest of the day was lazy just slept after whitney left at 10 then went about the day. another party began when I got a call saying there was jack, so off me and thacker go. got shitfaced really quick then got sick, and went outside and began to keep from puking till tab comes up and ask if I have been drinking which I reply, "yeah" then I lean over and begin to puke. soon after that I pass out and wake in the morning, didnt miss much cody said that after I passed out every one started to watch a movie and passout so I didnt really miss anything. then left today and came home been here ever since, and there is nothing to do so I decided to update for the hell of it. and I guess thats all I have to say so Im off.
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    Tuesday, October 12th, 2004
    11:44 am
    well I think its time for a update, its been alittle while. well going to school soon, got a loan and everything to move, so now all we need is to find a apartment, and we think we have one. going tomarro to look at it and maybe a few others. not alot has really happend, and yet there has been alot to happen. was supposted to have a party this past weekend, well did but I didnt because I didnt have any 151 so there was no party for me, I just hung out. gave what booze was there to whitney so she didnt have to drink beer, and as we all know I wasnt drinking any beer. this weekend I think we shall have another shot at a party, this time Im hopefully going to get some booze, and I have some more money so I can get a bigger bottle =D. I dont know who will be there this time, last time wasnt so bad, had some new faces to hang out so I guess that was cool. well other than that nothing really happend I just havent been home. well I guess I dont really have a long update, I thought I had more to say but I guess I was wrong, so till I have more to say Im off, later.
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    Thursday, September 30th, 2004
    9:31 pm
    well seems Im going back to knoxville tomarro, have to do aid shit for school. Still need a fucking loan to move there tho, so not getting hopes up yet. I think it might just be me and thacker this time around, but I dont know yet. gonna have to go to court soon over the fight walter and brandon were in. both are friends but I have to say what I seen you know, I dont really know what happend but I know what I saw and thats whats being said. Im super poor right now...I have like one dollar to my name that I can spend, fucking bills. something my friend whitney said, "you know how like a church will give you canned food and it just makes you feel even more poor?" and I know how that feels, I mean I know they are doing it to help you out, but damn a bag full of canned food doesnt make you feel better about being poor. but I love being poor, I dont think I would want to be rich at this point of my life. I dont think I would be happy being rich right now, you wont get to live life the cheap way, and its the best way to live. I would make a cd so we can listen to tomarro but I have one already, and this burner is kinda fucked, I mean it works but it takes me a few trys to get a cd to burn. maybe the next trip somewhere I will make one. well I guess thats enough out of me, till later.
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    Tuesday, September 28th, 2004
    8:03 am
    GOD DAMN THAT FUNIMATION, FUCKING EVERYTHING UP FOR SAMURAI 7. now I need to find new place that is fansubing it. god damn your soul funimation, you are going to ruin everything that is good about this anime. I dont even know what to say, coming home to this is just wrong. FIND ANOTHER FUCKING ANIME YOU PEICES OF SHIT.
    (-.-)\m/!
    Friday, September 24th, 2004
    6:33 pm
    this song is just too good to keep from posting. its by hi-standard.


    "Sexy Girlfriend"

    When we met I fell in love
    On the beautiful summer day
    Her big boobs in her bikini
    Took my heart away

    When we first were making love
    Her hole was tight and wet
    But tonight found out she's a bitch
    And only wanted sex

    Now I miss my girl
    Kick me out and lock the door
    The fault of my cock:
    It was too small for her

    Just one thing she doesn't know
    I stole her underwear
    And now that's all I have left of her
    Please come back to me

    Every night, jacking off, trying on her underwear
    Oh will my sexy girlfriend please come back to me?
    Every night, jacking off, trying on her underwear
    Oh will my sexy girlfriend please come back to me?
    Please come back to me
    Please come back to me


    hope you enjoyed.
    (-.-)\m/!
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